Caution : The below write-up is taken from a Psychology book and don’t blame me.
Universal Laws of Women :
Law 1: Women are Emotional-
They care more about how they feel than how they think. Generally,women tend to be less logical than men.
Have you ever seen hot babes giggling nonstop at some other men’s jokes which aren’t funny to you at all? Did you find yourself thinking, “Hey, that joke wasn’t funny at all…what’s wrong with her?”
See? You were using logic.
Women interpret humor differently and laugh for different reasons. And most women are easily disturbed by ideas that they are not used to.
It’s a natural self-protection mechanism.
Women are emotional and not logical. Play by this rule.
Law 2: Women are Instinctive-
Do you know that a woman typically decides her relationship with another man in the first half-minute from meeting him? That’s why “first impression” is emphasized so much by so many dating experts.
A woman almost always knows “instinctively” whether you can be a lover within minutes.
Women are instinctive. You should use it to your advantage.
Law 3: Women Want to be Dominated-
The reason women like power and fame is that they are looking to be dominated by the right kind of men. It’s nature. It’s in the blood.
All they need is a good reason. Being made laugh is a good enough reason.
Do you really think women want to control the men they like? Of
course not.
The fact is that one of the sexes always dominates the other. This is true everywhere in nature. It could be the male dominating the female or it could be the other way round…
Women sometimes take on the “dominant role” only to sift through the guys to find the ones they are willing to be controlled by.
Why do women “play hard to get” only in the beginning and not after the relationship?
Usually this happens to a woman at a subconscious level, so never ever point it out to her. She might “get offended” if there’s not enough intimacy between you and her yet.
Law 4: Women Want to Feel Smart-
If you are able to craft and present pieces of information together to a woman so that she can “get it” or say “oh, that’s how it works”, you have more power to make her do what you expect.
There are usually two means we can do this:
1.Release critical information one by one in conversations so that she’s feeling as if she’s “solving a mystery”. Women love that. And that’s why short stories often work better than one-liners.
2.Sometimes instead of telling jokes with obvious punch lines, crack a joke that takes her some time to “get it” (many adult jokes will do the job). You might want to keep an amused look the entire time so she doesn’t think it’s just a lame joke.
Law 5: Women Want to Picture Things-
This is also referred to as the imagery technique.
Basically, women love to picture things in their minds. This is in tandem with their inclination to feel.
Paint wonderful picture to women with your words. If you’re also in the
picture, congratulations, she’ll fall for you very soon if not yet.
Rangoski will continue……
Anitha
March 15, 2011 at 12:58 PM
From a Psychology book ?? so u escaped with that name.
I will not say all these are right one:-)
Still there is no book which prescibes a women perfectly in the world:-)
We always Rock!! Thanks for the above findings Ganga!
Gangadharan
March 15, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Cool isn’t it…these were real words from the book and not me
Aparna
March 15, 2011 at 6:07 PM
All laws agreed but law 3:Men invariably dominate.. say thanks to women..
Gangadharan
March 16, 2011 at 12:42 AM
So you agree to that…isn’t it…
syamala
March 16, 2011 at 4:34 AM
we dnt need u to publicise excerpts from books!! u r nt a psychology expert so keep ur views to urself
Gangadharan
March 16, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Wowo that was indeed I expected from a girl.Anyway I am neither philosopher nor criticizer about girls.